Don't shave your legs, don't wear sexy underwear, this apparently ensures that I get laid.
Also, I have learnt, I need to be specific when setting out the guidelines for what flavour of person I'm looking for, all the way down to gender, because otherwise, who know's what you'll end up with? Last time I didn't specify, I went home with a girl. Last night, I set my target early in the piece, and hot dog, I totally snapped that shit up. I'm quietly proud of myself at this moment.
I need to poo. Tempted to take the laptop with me. I won't. Don't worry.
