Advice To Live Your Life By

Never put your lighter in a random pocket when you're high.

Baking desires.

I want to make these. http://www.browneyedbaker.com/2011/09/01/triple-chocolate-oreo-chunk-cookies/

They look yum.

Looking at pictures of baking is better for my bank account than online shopping.

Also this http://kathiecooks.blogspot.com/2010/07/blueberry-breakfast-cake.html

I think, when I have my 5 days off, I'm gonna bake me some things. Hells yes.

http://www.browneyedbaker.com/2009/06/11/your-top-10-favorite-cookies-and-readers-choice-pick-a-cookie/

The brown eyed baker blog person has some sweet recipes. And also, doesn't use pre prepared packety stuff which you can only find in America. I think that's the part that rocks my socks the most. Cos damn I hate it when those bitches are like

1 packet cake mix
2 cans cherry pie filling
1 can marshmellow blah blah blah
list of many things that do not exist in this country, also, I'm not a big fan of pre processed things if I can avoid them...

What is "yellow cake"? Is it just a basic cake? Is it? YELLOW IS NOT A FLAVOUR. The yellow pages tried to tell me otherwise, but I never tasted what they thought "yellow" tastes like, so, whatever.

Gosh.

In other news, I'm at work and it's Labour Day. I'm getting paid(effectively) 3 times what I would make on a normal day. This excited me deeply. Also, I only have 7 more days of work until my 5 day weekend

I just ate half a mixed vege burger from the kebab shop. So good. So full.

I'm gonna watch Mad Men now. Because, well, no one can stop me, and I want to watch it. (I'm not sposed to be watching movies and stuff at work)

Addicted to spending.

No shit. I have a problem.

Today, I spent about $200. Last week, about...$200 also.

My purchase today I've been thinking about for a while though. Plus, I always need more hosiery. This is what I got (the main part of it anyway) http://www.whatkatiedid.com/product/517-l3007-glamour-corselette

I thought about getting this http://www.whatkatiedid.com/product/580-l3013-josephine-corselette (which I love, but I'm a little weary about the bra cup thing)
Or this one http://www.whatkatiedid.com/product/576-l3011-lulu-corselette which I'm still quite fond of also.

But in the end, I went with black. Because I figure...it's a bit more practical. And it's better to have a lil bit of black peeping out the top of a dress than bright red or leopard print. And I think it's still pretty hot. And I'll be able to wear stockings without having to worry about a suspender belt. It is shapewear. It means I don't have to worry about what kinda underwear I'm wearing under my wetlook.

Oh. This is internet shopping. All of it. I think I enjoy the present aspect. Because I get a package. And that is exciting. Really exciting.

I've also got some sweet jewels on their way into my life. And a tentacle necklace which I've quietly wanted for ages.

Okay. I've taken ages to cobble this pointless shit together.

I'm gonna go dance my BBQ Rodeo off. I've been quietly packing on the pounds. I'm unsure my breasts agree that it is just muscle weight...