An epic tale of nothing much

I'm bored. Sitting in the corner at work. Segregated from the rest of the office. It's lonely. I need to pass the time. I could like, do some actual work, but I don't think I want to just yet. I am doing some work. I mean, I'm still taking calls, which to be fair is the majority of my work, and I'm still putting through a complaint, which is also, part of my job. It is taking a while though. Because I keep writing this. This tale of nothing. My life. My life isn't nothing. I WARN YOU NOW! THIS WILL BE RAMBLING BULLSHIT!!! CONTINUE READING AT YOUR OWN PERIL!

This is Cocoa. She's my mums new puppy and she's the most adorable puppy ever. I love her. She's a cutie. And wants to eat everything. I'm gonna start stealing her and taking her with me everywhere. Especially once she's a little more toilet trained. At the moment I'd be worried if I took her somewhere she might urinate on the floor, and that would be less than ideal.

I just decided this is going to be a blog filled with pictures.

Annie. My mums other dog. She loves me. So much. I'm ever so slightly allergic to her which is cruel and unfortunate. You can't really tell in this picture, but she has a beard. I also like to call her Manny. She is a rather masculine dog.

My pet allergies have always felt a little cruel. I love animals. I shouldn't be allergic to them! It's not fair!

Okay, now that I've covered the animal part, I think we just wandered into the food pictures zone. Exhibit A)

I don't know what this was called. Hans made it, it had interesting things like red cabbage and beetroot. The white stuff is mashed potato. It was delicious and unsual.

Exhibit B) Duck and kransky cassoulet, with radishes. DELICIOUS. Beans and meat. NOM.

Exhibit C) Fish laksa. We eat good food in our house.

Exhibit D) Vegeterian Lasagne. 2 layers of spinach and tomato and other goodness, a layer of pumpkin, and lots of cheesey cheese sauce. Note the crispy cheese goodness on the top.

I'm done with the food section of this blog for now. FOR NOW. Watch out. There will be more food. Way more food. Cos food is awesome, and should be eaten every day to maintain top physical perfection, which is clearly what I'm aiming for.

Oh wait, I need to add beercan chicken. Amazing. I've never seen a chicken so violated before though.