I bet if I was less attractive I'd have a boyfriend.

I think I'm just sexually frustrated. I HAVE SO MUCH TO GIVE! And, I want to just be able to lie around naked and having sex for half a day, once a week. Just, you know, oooh, it's a bit cold, lets just stay in bed and fuck today.

Shit. I love sex. I need to sort out getting lots of sex without being a slut. Because being a slut only works short term, and I'm pretty sure I've already slept with more people than is normally acceptable. I don't even know how many people I've slept with. That's terrible. I WANT MONOGAMY.

Right. Day 1 of 2 days off. Consumed by sexual desire. Going to redirect it into cleaning.